I don't know if some of these have been posted here before, so here goes... Q: How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Q: How does a blonde spell farm?
A: E-I-E-I-O

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.

Q: A blonde is going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet?
A: She thought it was diet-coke.

Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for 3 and a half days?
A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.

Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
A: The noise was giving her a headache.

Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Q: Why did the blonde fail her driving test?
A: Every time she stopped the car, she jumped in the back seat.

Q: How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
A: She opens the car door.

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?
A: Artificial Intelligence.

Q: What do you call a brunette between management & a blonde?
A: An interpreter.